Q. Why did the cockatoo perch on the clock?
A. Because she wanted to be on time
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Q. What do you call a parrot who is caught in the rain but has an umbrella?
A. Pollyunsaturated
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Q. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A. A carrot.
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Q: What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A: A polygon
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Three Carnaby's cockatoos are preening themselves energetically in a large cage - one at the top, one in the middle, and one at the bottom. Which cockatoo owns the cage?
Answer: The cockatoo at the bottom owns the cage, because the other 2 cockatoos are on higher perches!
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Two Carnaby's cockatoos sitting on a perch. One says to the other - "Something smells fishy"
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A cockatoo waddles into a chemist and buys some lipstick. The clerk says 'Will that be cash or credit?"
The cockatoo says ' Just put it on by bill!'
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Polynesia: Memory loss in parrots
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I hope you are smiling even if there were groans exclaimed at some of those.
Merry Christmas everyone!
