Tuesday 24 December 2013

Cockatoo Christmas Cracker Jokes

Just because its Christmas, here are some really bad cockatoo related jokes...

Q. Why did the cockatoo perch on the clock?
A. Because she wanted to be on time
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Q. What do you call a parrot who is caught in the rain but has an umbrella?
A. Pollyunsaturated
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Q. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A. A carrot.
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Q: What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A: A polygon
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Three Carnaby's cockatoos are preening themselves energetically in a large cage - one at the top, one in the middle, and one at the bottom. Which cockatoo owns the cage?

Answer: The cockatoo at the bottom owns the cage, because the other 2 cockatoos are on higher perches!
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Two Carnaby's cockatoos sitting on a perch. One says to the other - "Something smells fishy"
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A cockatoo waddles into a chemist and buys some lipstick. The clerk says 'Will that be cash or credit?"
The cockatoo says ' Just put it on by bill!'
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Polynesia: Memory loss in parrots
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I hope you are smiling even if there were groans exclaimed at some of those.

Merry Christmas everyone!